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Wednesday, May 28, 2008
DESERT RAT JOURNAL -- Installment 7, May 27, 2008
I decided to stay the night near
I drove past a small taquerìa painted light green, and saw two taxicabs parked outside. If this is where the cabbies eat, I figured, it might be good. I parked and walked in.
Two middle-aged Hispanic women with short hair sat at the short counter that separated the kitchen from the rest of the room. They looked at me as I walked in. A few feet behind tem three unoccupied stools stood facing the window. I looked back at the cook. He was bouncing his spatula expectantly. From the corner of my eye I noticed that the nearest woman’s face was still upturned toward me, but I didn’t pay any attention. The cook shifted his bulk from one leg to the other.
Mexican music played from a small radio. The room had fallen silent when I entered, but before long the women were speaking in Spanish again. The cook commented occasionally as he worked over the griddle, also in Spanish. The woman glanced at me again and I ignored her again. I thought maybe I should stop being a jerk but it looked like Jair Jurrjens had beaten Brandon Webb to win the final game in
Before long the deejay put on a catchy salsa tune and the woman nearest the door stood up to dance, her styrofoam cup in hand. She looked at her companion, who wiggled on her stool in time with the beat. The woman who had stood moved well and I grinned. After awhile I looked up and called out oooow-ooooow, like a drunk man in a lounge chair at the beach might shout when a pretty señorita passed. She was taken aback at first but when I did it again she smiled. Her companion clapped her hands and the cook grinned. Hell, I thought, this is my last day. I sat my Blackberry down beside my hat and got up and moved toward her. She turned to me.
First we danced without touching facing one another and it went pretty well and I thought I’m pretty good for no drinks and no warmup and a bum foot then I bowed and extended my hand and she gave me hers and I twirled her a few times. She liked that. She put her cup down. I took her other hand and we did the arm slide, and the pretzel, and she liked that. I twirled her a few more times, and then I could tell by the way she watched my feet and followed my leads that she expected me to lead her in some organized, pre-choreographed dance. But I don’t know dances like that, and anyway I figured we’d danced long enough, so I bowed again and said “Gracias, señorita” even though she was twenty-five years my senior.
She laughed and said “Thank you.” She asked what I did for a living and lowered her chin disapprovingly when I told her I was unemployed. So I explained that I had been a student and I had one more test to take before I could begin my profession. She liked that better and wished me luck. She asked where I was from and I told her,
She laughed derisively and mimicked and old woman hobbling around on a cane.
“No, no,” I said. “You are only twenty-three.” She looked at me suspiciously so I pointed at her and said “veinte-tres.” She liked that too and she laughed at me and touched my arm then the cook came over and she relayed the conversation in Spanish and he put a hand on his stomach and chuckled. Then he said,
“We show you to dance in Spanish.” He took the woman’s hand and they went behind the counter and danced a salsa in what looked like perfect time and I knew that in the face of this man’s rhythm and culinary skills I had no chance. I clapped when they finished, and bowed, and took the bag of tacos the cook had laid on the counter. I started to leave, opening the door with my backside. I pointed to the floor, looked at the woman and said “two-thousand forty-eight” one more time just for fun. The woman smiled, holding the cook’s hand, and with the hands not clasped in that embrace each of them waved goodbye.
Tuesday, May 27, 2008
DESERT RAT JOURNAL -- Installment 6, May 26, 2008
Trying to get by in
I crossed the border at a cluster of buildings along the border that the map calls “Lukeville” but that refers to itself as “
Once across the border, the only road on which I could legally travel without getting a visitor vehicle permit, which I didn’t think I could obtain because of the details of my car rental agreement, led to Puerto Peñasco. That’s where I went. Puerto Peñasco turned out to be the Mexican equivalent of
I climbed back into the Mustang and limped back inland, where Puerto Peñasco resembles a real city. I stopped and had a late lunch at a roadside cafĂ© where the matron smiled when I called her “Mama” and where they let me drink a beer with my fish tacos, although I had to cross the road to buy it. Then I glanced at my map and saw what appeared to be a smaller town west-northwest of Puerto Peñasco along the
The benefits of being limited to 55 mph are that you notice more of the surrounding terrain and your cowboy hat doesn’t blow off in the wind. The surrounding terrain in this case was desert. But here neither the saguaro, ocotillo nor organ pipe cactus grew. Instead, sagebrush and other scrubby bushes interspersed the sand. The landscape resembled the Arizona Strip in that the brush didn’t grow higher than a few feet, but the soil was looser and less rocky. The ocean was not visible from the road. The benefits of keeping my cowboy hat on didn’t pan out too well either, since I think my nose is now sunburned.
Although the
I was pleasantly wrong about the intentions of the vehicle’s occupants. The driver was a man who was obviously American, and the passenger a woman who was obviously Mexican. They had been out on the roof of their house, the man said, when they saw me stop and get out. They figured I was stuck, and had come to help. I thanked them and said I was just on my way to check out the beach. The driver suggested that I try to get my car through the sand to the hard dirt on the other side, and offered to pull me out if I got stuck. I agreed, and he gave me a lift back to my car. Emboldened by his advice and offer of aid, I built up some speed and made it through the sand in the car. On the other side of the sandy patch, I stopped to let the man and woman catch up so I could express my thanks.
“Oh, it’s no problem,” the man said. “If you want to go down to the ocean, the best way is to take this road” – he pointed to a dirt strip running parallel to the shore – “past our house, then turn right.”
“Great, thanks,” I said. “I’ll do that. Is yall’s house the purple one up there?”
“No, its is the yellow house just past the purple one. Turn right and it will run you right into the ocean.”
“And if you have any trouble . . .” the woman began in a Spanish accent.
The man broke in. “If you have any trouble, we’re in the house right up there.”
“My house is yellow one,” the woman said.
“By the way, where are you headed?” the man asked.
“I’m just wandering. I thought I’d go see that town west of here, Golfo de . . . Golfo de something or other, I can’t remember the name for sure . . .”
“Golfo de
“Oh,” I said. “Well . . .”
“But if you want to go see the ocean, just follow that road here and take a right after her house. Her house is the yellow one. Your biggest problem, by the way, is that spare tire you’re running there.”
“I know,” I said.
“Let us know if you have any trouble,” he said.
I thanked the pair and drove to the beach as they suggested. In this way I arrived at a beautiful body of azure water known to most maps as the Gulf of California but more romantically known as the
I am in Puerto Peñasco now, typing in a hotel room. I am tired and will soon fall asleep – the birds of Organ Pipe Cactus National Monument, where I camped last night, made a noisy rush on my campsite as soon as the sun came up this morning in an effort to steal any food I’d left sitting out. The result of the avian feeding frenzy was that I awoke at about 5:30 to various high-pitched bird calls that might have sounded lyrical under other circumstances but that, this morning, made me wish I’d brought a shotgun.
By the way, I successfully rented this hotel room from a gentleman who spoke almost no English. I was even able to communicate such complex ideas as, is it possible for me to see the room? and yes, I will pay a $5 deposit for the key. Maybe my Spanish isn’t all that bad. The mule is rounding turn one . . .
DESERT RAT JOURNAL -- Installment 5, May 25, 2008
I hiked back to the car today. Yesterday I left the car and hiked north to the easternmost point of a series of ridge-like rock outcroppings that ran west-east. To my knowledge, the ridge-like outcroppings have no name. The linear distance to them from my car was five miles, but of course the walking miles would total more than that. I made camp at the eastern end of the formation. Today I walked to the northern side, then headed west, intending to find a pass, break through the outcroppings and head south toward my car. I figured that would take until late afternoon or possibly the next morning. As it turned out, I hit upon a pass within a few hours of setting out, and made it back to my car by shortly after noon.
Last night, while camped at the eastern end of the formation, I made some notes on looseleaf paper. They form the basis for the journal entry below. I have edited them for coherence and style. I write now from my campsite in
I had forgotten how a campfire changes a campsite. It pushes back the cold and stakes out a small half-sphere of light in the otherwise encompassing darkness, if only for as long as the flames burn. It makes food edible; it keeps insects and coyotes at bay. A campfire transforms the tiny area in which its light flickers from a patch of wilderness into something safe, an area where man can peacefully repose. I leaned against my pack and stared into the embers of the fire, listening to the crack and pop of burning wood. The night was cool but, near the coals, I shed my sweater and sat in my hat and tee shirt. I sat with my forearms across my knees and stared into the embers of the fire. This is probably as close as we can come to understanding our ancestors, to experiencing the sentiments that they knew. After a day of hunting, or foraging, or wandering, they too sat around isolated sources of light and heat and they, too, stared into the embers of the fire. Their minds likely wandered, as does mine. On this occasion as I stared into the embers of the fire I was thinking about women. This also I share with my ancestors. I know this because I exist.
Earlier in the day, about an hour before dark, I had climbed up to a cluster of rock on a hillside with a bottle half-filled with whiskey. I sat there as the sun sank behind me and the desert darkened before me. I had brought a book that I didn’t open. Instead I sat in a rearend-sized cranny in some metamorphic rock and took gentle pulls from my bottle. The day was still warm, and I was warm, and the whiskey was warm, and it was all this warmth and coziness that got me to thinking about women. There is something about a woman’s company that no the company of men cannot provide. This is not a conjugal observation. I am well familiar with conjugal desires, as were my ancestors, and this was something else.
The shadows of the cacti below stretched across the desert floor and merged with one another. The
I have been blessed to know a good number of high-quality women in my short but happy life – some I have dated, and others have had more sense. Too many men, however, fail to appreciate high-quality women when they encounter them. Too many men are blinded by their own prejudices, or Oedipus complexes, or insecurities, and cannot appreciate strength in the opposite sex. Too many men are intimidated. Too many men perceive women only in accordance with predetermined categories and overlook individuating characteristics, but for this last sin they might be forgiven, for women frequently insist on typecasting themselves. Here, as is often the case, inadvertent word choices reveal paradigmatic predispositions. Language betrays. Women commonly refer to themselves by type – e.g., “I am / am not that type of girl.” Men rarely use such language. Someone could say to me, “Jeb, let’s get drunk and shack up,” and the answer might be yes, or it might be no, but it damn sure wouldn’t refer to the “type” of guy that I hold myself out to be. One could argue that women perceive themselves according to type because men have imposed categories upon them, or one could argue the reverse, but in either case it is clear that American society categorizes women more often than men. I’m not sure why. How fascinating are the intricate social machinations involved in discovering a mate. Even within a species, individual organisms have unique predispositions.
Dusk was falling. A bee buzzed by my ear, circled my toe, then hovered over a hole in a metamorphic rock. The rock was colored purplish-red, and the once-straight lines of sedimentation that had originally lithified had twisted and buckled into crazed patterns reminiscent of some modern art. But this was ancient art. The oldest rocks on earth are metamorphic, some billions of years old. They have plunged deep within the earth so frequently, and been subjected to such inconceivable levels of heat and pressure, that their original makeup can become indecipherable. Sometimes gas bubbles have floated through the rock while it was molten, and sometimes those pockets of gas have remained in the rock when it cooled and hardened. Later, when the rock appears on the Earth’s surface and erodes or fractures, those gaseous pockets become exposed as holes, like bubbles in sliced Swiss cheese. Such was the case with this rock. As I watched, the bee dove into a hole on the upper side of the rock to avail itself of the water pooled therein. I had noticed lots of bees while hiking, especially when passing through washes and gulches. Desert travelers have long associated bees with water, and the bees may have been more active because of the recent rain. They buzzed across the desert, often alone. I wonder if they were gathering water from scattered pools and somehow transporting it to their hives, possibly to support larvae or a queen bee. I took another sip and capped my whiskey bottle. The shadow from the hill on which I sat had advanced and merged with the shadows of the surrounding hills so that they covered the flatlands below. I had better climb down before I tumbled down.
Back at camp I crumpled two pieces of notebook paper and lay them against a rock the size of a car battery. I lit the paper and knelt beside it to add twigs, then sticks, and finally logs. Despite the rain of the day before, the wood was dry and burned easily. The twigs began to pop and tumble against the ashes of the notebook paper, so I added larger sticks. Orange light flickered against the creosote bushes and brittlebushes and cacti around my campsite. Behind me, as the last light faded, I heard a call that I had learned to associate with Gambel’s quail.
I had been sitting in earlier in the day, resting my aching feet and admiring the beauty of my just-pitched tent, when a Gambel’s quail ran across the sand nearby, his gaudy crest bobbing with each step, and fluttered up into the lower limbs of a mesquite tree. He hopped onto a higher branch, ran along it toward the trunk, then fluttered to a crotch between two limbs a few feet from the treetop. Thus situated, he surveyed his surroundings. He began to call for his companions.
The northern bobwhite quail that I grew up hunting behave in this way this after a covey has become divided. Males call until the covey reconvenes, although the bobwhites use a different call and do not always call from high perches. I wondered why this desert quail had climbed so high. Maybe it was so that his voice would carry farther, or maybe it was so he could see his companions as they convened. Possibly it was to avoid predators – surely foxes and coyotes know what a quail’s call sounds like, and if the bird were on the ground, where rasorial birds like quail stay most of the time, they might learn to interpret the come-hither call the way schoolchildren interpret the lunch bell. But if this is the case, then the calling quail is putting any birds who respond to his call at grave risk, since they are most likely to approach by foot rather than flight. As I sat resting, I had watched this quail for about ten minutes. No other birds came.
The bird calling behind me in the near-darkness fell silent, as he would remain throughout the night. I broke some dead mesquite branches across my knee and fed them to the fire, then added a gnarled, knotted piece of wood that I had found in a wash nearby. I leaned against my pack to watch the fire and feel the night. The stars emerged in brilliance and number, as they always to on clear nights in rural areas. In the distance to the south, I could see the diffuse orb of light emanating from
The strategy of the Gambel’s quail, of calling for mates but in so doing subjecting them to mortal danger, would not work for humans. Human pairs need relationships that would by stymied by such a cavalier attitude toward the safety of one’s mate. Unlike children, most avian young, whether precocial or altricial, require parental care for only a few weeks, and the care can be effectively provided by only one parent. Then the fledglings become self-supporting. Not so with humans. Raising human offspring requires longer care traditionally given by both parents. I am an extreme example of the need for elongated parental care – at twenty-six years old, I have just completed law school and will soon take my first “real” job. Only recently have I become self-supporting. This lengthy period devoted to nurturing children is why relationships between human parents must be more than conjugal. It is the biological explanation for the strength of the human pair-bond. But from an emotional and intellectual perspective, love is more than a means to an end. It is fulfilling in its own right. To be able to give and receive that kind of happiness, for as long as the flame flickers, seems reason enough to exist.
DESERT RAT JOURNAL -- Photos for Installment 5, May 25, 2008
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A split saguaro next to an ocotillo.
Kneeling beside the campfire.
The car blew a tire ten minutes away from the spot where I parked to go backpacking. This is the modern equivalent of when the sacrificial goat has a spotted liver.
I thought about shooting the Mustang when it went lame, but found a spare at the last moment.
Saturday, May 24, 2008
DESERT RAT JOURNAL -- Installment 4, 5/24/08
I’m going backpacking today. I’ll be in the Kofa National Wildlife Refuge, which lies in the
There are no trails around here that I know of, so I’m just going to pick a direction and start walking. I have always wanted to do that.
I told Ben I’d give him the coordinates of my point of departure in case he needs to call search party to look for circling buzzards. I will head north from 33°13’56” N; 114°08’44”W. That is, if you take the
DESERT RAT JOURNAL -- Photos for Installment 4, 5/24/08
DESERT RAT JOURNAL -- Installment 3, 5/23/08
Winston Churchill, who fought in his share of military battles, once observed that “there is nothing more exhilarating than to be fired upon without effect.” I have never been the object of gunfire, but I can surmise that the pleasure of hearing rain drum on a tin roof while one lays dry underneath it is similar. I have pitched my tent in an interpretive shelter in the Kofa National Wildlife Refuge, about an hour north of
This morning I woke up in a motel room in
Before I left this morning, I turned in my room key – not a card, mind you, a legitimate key – to the owner. He asked where I had been traveling, and when I mentioned
I drove south toward
Things got bad. I had driven several miles and found a good place to camp, so I got out of the car to look for a tent site. But the rain was intensifying, and when I looked into the direction whence the wind came, I saw no break in the clouds. So I decided to turn back and head for my interpretive center. On the way back, conditions worsened. I was driving about ten or fifteen miles an hour and at some points had to put my wipers on high. These desert rains don’t come often, but when they arrive, they announce their presence with authority. The road I traveled had berms on either side from where the grading equipment had pushed the dirt it scraped away, and water began to pool on the desert floor on the other side those berms. Then in places the water broke through. In dips in the road, water flowed rapidly across the roadway like creeks. I drove carefully but quickly, wanting to get back to high ground before the road turned into a lake. At first I congratulated myself on having spent my adolescence sliding trucks around in the mud. But after awhile, things got so bad that it didn’t matter that I was familiar with the way rear-wheel-drive-only cars behave on slick surfaces. The whole road was a mess. I took some pictures, but I didn’t capture the worst of it because when I realized that the situation could actually become serious, I concentrated on getting back quickly. At one point, the entire roadway – from berm to berm – was covered with water. There was nothing to do but drive slowly and hope for the best. I held the wheel straight and pressed the pedal.
Tonight I had luck. I made it back. I set up my tent and camp stove in the interpretive shelter, and am now well-fed, warm, dry, and feeling sassy enough to reflect that, sometimes, life is like driving through a flooded roadbed - you just make your choice, then take your chances. Tonight I made a crappy choice about driving on into the desert, but the chances broke my way. I’ve never been stuck in the desert at night during a storm in a rental car, but I can surmise that my present situation is preferable.
DESERT RAT JOURNAL -- Photos for Installment 3, 5/23/08
Friday, May 23, 2008
DESERT RAT JOURNAL -- Installment 2, 5/22/08
I broke camp this morning and headed west toward
I sped west in the chill morning air with the top down wearing a sweater and rain jacket with the heat on full blast. The road kept rising. As I climbed into the hills on the far side of the scrubland where I had made camp, the low brush gave way to stunted junipers, and as I got deeper into the folded, creased rock that marks the eastern edge of the Kaibab Plateau, the road wound through valleys and drainages where the wind couldn’t reach. Tall conifers stood beside the road, shading the needled ground below. I topped 7000 feet, and there were patches of snow on the ground. The road climbed above 7500 feet, and snow covered the blanket of pine needles. I stopped to make a breakfast of scrambled eggs with cheese. I drained the water from my cooler and refilled it with snow. I climbed back in the saddle and headed west in the Mustang again. On the far side of the Kaibab Plateau, the road switchbacked down into another stretch of windswept scrubland called
I was sitting in the sand leaning up against the tire with my computer on my lap when a gold SUV pulled up beside me. One kind gentleman had already stopped to make sure I hadn’t broken down, so I got ready to smile and say I was okay, but thanks for stopping. The lady driving the car pulled up right next to me and directed the child sitting in the passenger’s seat to open the door. She looked at me across her son’s lap. He looked straight ahead.
I smiled. “Hi,” I said.
“Hello.” Then she sat looking at me for a second. Her eyes were dark, and her face heavyset. Her features and those of her son were Native American. Her face was creased, although she was not old. Her hair was black. She wore gold earrings.
“How’re you doing?” I asked.
“Can I help you?” she said in the voice of an uppity shopkeeper who wants to kick you out of his store because he doesn’t think you’ve got enough money to buy anything.
“No, I’ve just stopped here to get on the computer,” I said. I wondered at her tone. “I’m all right,” I said. “But thanks for . . .”
“Have you been digging?”
I hesitated. “Digging?”
“Do you work for the tribe?” she asked.
I looked at her child, and he met my glance then looked away. “No, ma’am, I just stopped here to get on the computer for a minute. I don’t work for the tribe, and I haven’t been doing any digging.”
“Are you sure?”
“I’m sure.”
“One of the kids said he’d seen you digging.”
I had just scooped a hole in the sand with my shoe, pissed in it, and covered it back up, but I decided not to confess to this crime. “No . . .” I tried to think of a way to persuade this woman that I had not been excavating, mining, or tilling the soil of the Paiute Reservation. “What is there to dig for around here anyway? Minerals or artifacts or . . .”
“Sometimes people come out here to dig for things. We have to tell them to put them back. If they take a rock, we have to tell them to put it back.”
“Well, I haven’t been doing any digging, and I’m not packing any rocks,” I said. I thought the last part of the comment was funny but she didn't smile.
She stared at me for a moment, as if I might break down if she waited long enough. “Well, okay,” she said. Disappointed, she told her child to shut the door and she drove away. Everybody someone to bitch at, I guess. Her son probably appreciated the break.
I slowed down as I approached
Just outside the outskirts of town, if there is such a zone, I passed an old white sign with rows of plastic block letters under a big black arrow that pointed to the establishment the sign advertised. The sign was dusty, and the light bulbs in the arrow appeared to have burned out long ago. The block letters advertised “6% AZ BEER.” I remembered that fundamentalist Mormons usually don’t drink alcohol so, feeling that the proprietor of this establishment might be the last person with whom I could relate for several miles, I turned in the drive.
It had occurred to me that the alcohol concentration permitted by law in
The proprietor wore an ankle-length, long-sleeved blue dress that puffed up a little at the sleeves and tennis shoes. She had graying hair and wore no makeup. I asked about 6% AZ BEER, and she explained that the alcohol concentration permitted by law in Utah beer was lower than that of Arizona beer, and that she sold the superior version to travelers passing over the state line. Oh, I said. I turned to go. Then, with my hand on the doorknob, I stopped and asked:
“What’s
She drew her breath. She’d answered this question before. “Go down the road and see for yourself,” she replied. “It’s just like any other small town. You might see women in longer dresses than in other places, but it’s just like any other small town. It’s just like the Amish. Just normal people.”
I should have put the pieces together here. I should have realized that her dress was long and old-fashioned, that she did not wear makeup or put dye in her hair, and that she did not like explaining why
“I was just wondering . . . I read the Krakauer book, and I heard the place was like, no TV, no radio, no dancing . . .” I let my voice trail off, hoping she’d open up on the FLDS church and the lifestyle of its members.
“It’s just like any other small town,” she said firmly. “Everyone is different. Some might have a TV, and some might not.” She said, “I don’t have a TV in my house, but I have one here. Just normal people.”
“Oh,” I said. “Okay. Thank you, and have a good one.” I smiled quickly. Feeling like a jackass and wishing that I hadn’t asked the kind woman to share the peculiarities of her religious practices with me, I opened the door walked to my car. Then I drove into town.
Despite the town’s appearance from a distance, and despite the admonitions of the woman selling 6% AZ BEER, the inhabitants of
I cruised the town for a short while, conscious that I stood out in my bright red convertible. Adults cast surreptitious glances at me, but children stared openly. I preferred the children’s open curiosity to the adult’s furtive investigation. There were a few businesses in town – a “shoe shop,” an auto parts store, an Alltell store, etc. – but few places to eat, which concerned me because it was lunchtime and I was hungry. I asked around a little bit, and at length would up at the “Candy Shoppe,” which I believe was the only restaurant in town. Two letter-sized paper signs were taped on the glass door. The first said WE RESERVE THE RIGHT TO REFUSE SERVICE TO ANYONE. The second sign was authored by the state of
I sat waiting for my cheeseburger in a booth next to a long table full of women in long dresses. I had brought a novel into the restaurant with me. I opened the book and set it on my table, but the children who had come to lunch with their mothers were much more interesting. They ran circles around the long table like satellites whizzing through outer space as they giggled and chased one another. I kept my eyes mostly on the pages of my book, but the children weren’t as bashful as I was. Occasionally they’d stop and look at me. If their faces stayed turned me for long enough, I’d look up and smile or wink or wave at them. They never smiled, winked or waved back, but as I sat in the booth waiting on my cheeseburger doing my best impression of a non-threatening, law-abiding citizen, their glances grew bolder.
One girl of about eight was chasing a boy of about five around the mother planet, and she slowed before she passed my booth. She strolled slowly past me, eyes on my face, and she dragged her fingertips across my tabletop. I looked up. She had fair, freckled skin and sandy hair. Her gaze did not waver. She was unsmiling but unafraid, the picture of calm, confident curiosity. Her eyes were piercing, icy blue, like the eyes that Dean White uses to intimidate law students. Her hair hung down and framed her face. She withdrew her hand from my table and turned away. She wore a dark blue shin-length dress and black leggings underneath with white socks and bright yellow Crocs.
I smiled and lowered my gaze to my book. I tried to eavesdrop on the mothers, who ignored me as a patient shopkeeper might ignore a child who, wide-eyed, fingers merchandise that he cannot afford. But the mothers talked all at once, and anyway I am losing my hearing these days, so I could make out nothing. The waitress brought me my cheeseburger, and I tried to thank her but she turned away too quickly, so I ate and watched the children from the corner of my eye. The clear-eyed girl in the yellow Crocs stopped by again, this time standing so close beside me that our shoulders almost brushed. My mouth was full of cheeseburger, however, so I couldn’t smile or say hello. She left before I could chew my mouthful. That was, as it turned out, our last interaction. I wish her well.
I paid my tab and tipped my waitress, then walked out to my car. I climbed inside and sat with the top down looking at a map, trying to figure out where I would go next. The door opened to the shop in front of my car, and a big ol’ momma stood holding the door open. She glared at me. I smiled at her and thought, don’t be a bitch, lady, I’m not bothering you and haven’t done anything rude since I left the beer store, which was at least two hours ago. She went back inside. I looked back at my map and sought a road leading south toward
“Ahm, how do you make the roof go back on?” he asked. I looked up. He was fair skinned and had bright blonde hair and the same piercing blue eyes as the girl in the Crocs. His face was serious and his expression intent. I pegged him for a future engineer.
“Well, there’s this little button right here,” I said, pointing to the switch near the top of the windshield. “You just press it, and the top comes up.” He bent to see the button, so I pressed it and raised the top about a third of the way.
“I see,” he said. He stepped closer and bent a little lower to get a better view of the switch. By this time the mothership had noticed our encounter and she moved toward us, standing at the bumper of my car looking at the boy.
“You can try it out if you want to,” I said, “if your momma will let you.” I glanced up at her, intending to appear harmless, but she did not look at me. “Get back in the car,” she said to the boy and the other children who were starting to come closer. “Get back in the car.” The boy moved away, and momma herded the children into her nearby suburban.
Figuring that I had seen enough of
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I am not sure if I should have gone to
Suggested reading:
http://www.usatoday.com/news/nation/2008-04-07-Polygamy_N.htm
http://www.latimes.com/news/printedition/asection/la-na-polygamy23-2008may23,0,3665627.story